Surprising revelations we will learn about Indiana Jones in the coming Summer blockbuster Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:
-He traded in his trademark fedora for a golf-style straw hat
-He was married for eight months before his wife filed for divorce, citing his insistence on calling her Nefertiti the Egyptian Queen
-He encrusted the holy grail with diamonds and calls it his ‘Sippin’ Cup’
-He spent three years digging for the One Ring To Rule Them All, before learning that it was probably just an allegorical device
-He’s still just a little agitated over that whole National Treasure franchise
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